*Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver

*Dont' knock on death's door.  Ring the doorbell and run.  He hates that.

*Rah Rah Ree, Kick 'em in the Knee.  Rah Rah Rass.  Kick 'em in the.....Other Knee!!

*Help....I've Fallen and I......Hey...Nice Carpet!

*If you can read this......thank a teacher.

*Imagine what i could do if i had all my brain cells...

*They say every 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.  There are 5 people in my family.  Donna (mom) Frank (dad), Tom, Me, and Kong Shen heng.  I think it's Tom.

*Late night T.V. is educational.  It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier

*Look at what my cheerio's spell.   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*You never suspect the stupid

*Jesus is coming!.......Look busy!

*I'm living proof that blonds can be smart

*Either face the music or turn of the radio

*I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross raods and not have their motives questioned.

*I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.

*Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk.

*Word of the day: Butter.  Spread it.

*Squirrels....nature's little speed bumps

*In a world of Cheerio's...be a fruit loop

*Fishing is the sport of drowining worms.

*Always be yourself......unless you suck

*I was going to introduce your eyebrows, but it appears they've already met!

*You're ust upset cuz a house was dropped on your sister.

*You're so dumb you think IQ is a new instant messenger.

*You momma's so old she knew Burger King when she was a prince

*Honey, the salad that i had for lunch today was dressed better than you.

*Under a severy thunderstorm watch...in the basement....staying safe.  Crouched down.  Witha  pot over my head.  Be back later.

*Tell someone there are 5 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he just HAS to touch it.