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Shout-Outs
**Rachelle and Kayla, I Love You So Mu-....Wow! Look A Bird!!!!!
**Rach-"We Have A Van!" "It's Kansas!"Right...you know that Saturday night is going to be used
as blackmail for a very....very long time, right? <Linda>RACHELLE....ROLL UP MY DAMN WINDOW! <Rach>
I caaaannnnnnttttt! "We met a new guy last night, Kayla. His name is Jim. He's pretty cute. He's about
an inch long. He lives in my room. He's super!" They're Water bottles we promise, ...And that's how we make beer
bongs here in Kansas! Typical Burns....always trying to be the hero! Whenever we go anywhere, we always come home with a story
that only we think is funny....like the bathroom thing at convention....lol. "The Danny Thing"--if you hook up with my cousin
i will absolutely have a mental breakdown. My best friend....and cousin. Too many secrets would be told there. Let's
keep those pictures of us 3 to ourselves........I'm doing the brown Sugar! Can you draw a chicken? (no one thinks it's funny
but us...how depressing.) STALKER! "Cow yard" It Died! Jim #1-The Fly. Jim #2-the Hamster Jim #3-the spider.
"Girls Night Out"-too bad our parents believed that one. Make the Monster go away! The moster went away. Don't
make fun of the retard....aka....Craig. Dairy Queen. Party in Room 208! Ice Cream Cake! "What it is, hoe!",
Ryan and Damon. "You look like a bathroom stall: sb Lisa" My bladder is gonna explode! Awkward silence! Don't get mad,
get Glad! I'm gonna go get a pop....I'm Cravin!!! Linda K. loves me! I can see you! Schwapp!!! Sweet! Oh
Snapp!! Don't Cry!! BIG BIRD! Chocolate and Strawberry Milk! Koolaid and crayons....and cereal.....and chocolate.
Jim the Gi-Flippin Normous Fly! SONIC! Oh, there goes a SEMI!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!! NEVER AGAIN!!! You need to learn how to
dance! Yeah, Okay (in the sarcastic way that Ryan cant say it!) Ehh? Hehh??? My day just keeps gettin better and better...Brinkman's
an ass..., "Is he gonna make fun of me cause of the way i talk?...Well at least i dont say KABOOM-IE!
**Kayla-Big Bird!! You officially can't drive.....ever. I'm not goin 2 dodge with you ever again....unless
you ask :D! It's always the Bird!!! Linda, It was THE BIRD! Look guys, i fingered a smurf! But
I caaaannnnnntttttt! I HAVE GOT TO PEE! WE HAVE TO STOP!
**Lisa-"You Look like a bathroom stall!"
**Ryan-Yeah, Okay....(in the sarcastic way that you cant say it) Sophisticated and Sexy, huh?
"<Linda> I dont appreciate your dry humor! <Ryan> Well what kind of humor do you want? Wet Humor?" "Ryan,
Don't Kill the Bunnies!!!" "Umm, yeah, i hit a bunny. OH MY GOD! You Killed the EASTER BUNNY!!!" "Oh my fucking
god.. You lit my hair on fine! You burnt my damn hair! Do you realize how potentially fatal taht could have been
to my newly colored hair?! Do u understand how many chemicals there are in there?!" "Yeah, i've got you going 88 back there
about a mile....Yes sir, our records show that your license has been suspended. [All four of us thought.....FUCK!!!!!]
"KABOOM-IE!"
**Damon-"Cow Yard!" "What it is Hoe!" "was that.....Treacherous?" "<Damon> Hey Guys, i
have an idea! <Linda> Oh really Damon, that's just great. We're a lil' busy tho. <Damon> Well...who's
on top? <Linda>[Raises Hand]-Yep...that would be me! <Damon> Oh, Well i guess i wont be mean, back to my
idea...." "<Damon> Well i guess it's a good thing we didn't go get that beer. Now they're prolly gonna search the car
to see if there's anything here to bust him on. <Linda> Well, is there anything? <Ryan> No, just cigarettes.
What are they gonna do about that? <Damon> Oh yeah, i ugess we do have that half a pound of weed in the trunk........"
**Tabitha-She's Dirty!!! lolz, His parents own Dairy Queen....and oh ya, he's fine as hell!...
i'll keep you updated and tell you if she copied...and if she did, all hell's gonna break loose! Those pictures....they're
shexy. Yes Tabitha, SNAP is a good thing...lol.
**Packman-"Wanna trade me the end of your finger?" "I think I hit an vein!"....yeah, you
need to stay away from a stapler for a while. "I just stapled my finger. That should make it."
**Danielle-Remeber that really hot guy that we were watching from a distance.... Let's see now,
Linda-7 Danielle-1 hehe. My new frikin haircolor DOES NOT MATCH ANY of my clothing!!! "You're extremely beautiful, so
be careful...just be careful! (okay, was she trying to tell me not to become a hooker or what?)" OH MY GOD, I WAS JUST
VIOLATED!!! Stop Killing My Dreams!!!!!! You Dream Killer! These bugs are attacking me! Whoa, Hey...Didn't I Date
You? YA...ONLY FOR 3 MONTHS JACKASS!!!!!! Ya, okay bye! Hell no! I am SO not gonna go to the Dodge Races!
AAAAHHHHH!!!! SPIDERS!!!! lol.
**Ashley- It's not "Oh Snap!" It's "Bend And Snap"
**Becca-"Why in the hell hasn't he left yet?" CHICKEN FUCKERS!!!!!! Maybe it's a sign that
we talk too much when we get separated in Math class.........just maybe tho. Boo!!!
**Tiffany-I have had THE WORST DAY! I blahblahblah. Bladder Infection blahblahblah.
I had to PEE IN A CUP!! blahblahblah!. hehe. Oh man, thank goodness. I was so stressed out. I didn't think we
had a ride up there! He really loves you. My God, Linda. The man cried!!!!!
**Teri-I'm SUPERMAN!!! She ain't even perdy! "The Weird Chick" "and i made them stop so i could
go tell you bye....lol.
**Tierra-Just go for the walking orgasm!
**Tami-It was God!
**Isaac-Why can't we just sit here and be quiet? We dont need singing, we dont need talking,
and we most definately do not need 1985...so just SHUT UP!!!
**Salvador- STOP BEING MAD AT US! You love us an you know it! You also know you had fun Tuesday
night with that camera :-P....no more homecomings with salvador. That always ends BAD!
**V-Mae-Those damned Hanston people always tryin 2 jump someone!!
**Holly- Sensual Tampons, Made in the 80's....Good times! Wanna hear a really weird word...........Snorkel!
**Zac-About your "3 Goals Before You Graduate...": THEY'RE NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!
**Tonya-We WERE NOT stalking him!!!...okay, maybe we were...lol
**Kaitlyn-I'm gonna have to go do some 'ILLEGAL SHIT!!'
**Craig-Dont' make fun of the Retard...
Sayings dedicated to my friends:
Rach, Kayla, Danielle:***Good friends are the ones who pick you up when you fall...best friends
laugh because their the ones that tripped you. ***We are tighter than a pair of Spandex (lol)***You'll always be my friends....you
know too much about me***Friends are god's apology for our family***A shoulder to cry on, an ear to bend, money to borrow,
clothes to lend, Friday night hangouts, afternoon walks, 2am phone calls, private talks, memories together will never end,
always and forever best friends**Not even Kodak could capture our memories.**High school is not about finding your husband. It's about finding
your bridesmaids. **Your
only as strong as the martinis you drink, the tables you dance on, and the friends that you have. **It is the friends that
you can call at 4 A.M. that matter**A good friend knows a few things about me. But damn, these girls here could write
my biography. **There are only two absolutes in life. Friends and Vodka.**Frinds are there for you no matter how
much crap you give them, they stand by your side through thick and thin and will always be there to listen!**Friends are like
wedgies, it's fun to pick the right one.**Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
ALL GUYS: If you are going to love me, love me deeply. If your going to break my heart, then
break it all. If you're going to care, care for me completly. If you decide not to hold me, then just let me fall. If you
are going to stay, then stay forever. And if yoiu want to leave, then do it today. If you are going to change, then change
for the better. And if you are going to talk, then please mean what you say
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